a very sketchy nap time in the hummel-anderson household
business partners kurt and blaine work hard to do their jobs. well, kurt works hard; blaine is rather distracted by kurt.
“I — how could you possibly know what happened to him after three minutes of observation?”
“Key word being observation; isn’t it obvious? Look at the hands, the shirt! Also, what do you mean what happened to him? I know who did it, as well — now hurry up, there is a killer on the run and a second murder about to occur.”
where’s angie to pat me on the back i’m making so much progress with that Sherlock au woohoo!
unholy trinity as the most good-looking terrifying pirates in the seven seas
i…. i’m gonna assume you meant 99 and not all to 99 because that’s… everything, lol? [but if that’s what you meant lemme know]
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
angie aka my wife because she’s on mini hiatus, carls aka carly because she’s studying now and i barely talk to her, livi aka livia from the same reason, katie aka katelyn because time zones means i’m mostly asleep when she’s wide awake, el aka ellie cause she’s totally been missing lately, kat aka the one who got away cause i haven’t talked to her in a while [
where are you kat!!! what is your excuse!!!], lou aka lucy because she’s been too busy lately and i haven’t talked to her in forever, millie aka mils because no one’s really sure what’s her schedule is and one moment she’s there and the other she isn’t, lizzy aka lisa because she’s always MIA when i’m there [and between trips to sweden?????], and last but not least ali aka alice because i actually talk to her most frequently but now it’s my fault we aren’t talking cause my final english test is tomorrrowwwww.
basically all of them because they live far away fuck the universe
oh also, my grandmother. because i haven’t seen her in awhile!
abusive relationship, that’s what this is
I’ve been saying that since forever, but i didn’t know being on this side would be so much fun. should i keep going cause trust me my headcanon on this AU does not end.