- “i am now going to proceed to stay up till 4am on the internet.”
- “as usual.”

there’s a good chance that dan hasn’t even noticed phil fell asleep yet.

169 notes + 1 hour ago

guys guys im coloring this thing and it’s going kinda okay!!!

0 notes + 2 hours ago

twirlingtroye:

The Mellet Kids

1,635 notes + 3 hours ago
Anonymous:
Hello :) I was wondering which program/website/etc. you used for your dalton meme :3

like, the actual things themselves? i think i used photoshop, but i can’t remember if i only got photoshop after i made the meme. in which case, i probably used paint.net, which isn’t nearly as good for some things but is really decent for photo editing and shit considering it’s absolutely free 

0 notes + 4 hours ago

danhowellpng:

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dan’s too busy blocking out haters
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945 notes + 4 hours ago

all-time-nugget:

sorry:

I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr

Oh my god literally me.

96,793 notes + 4 hours ago

a moment of understanding: when the other youtubers do intenserview as well, they’re gonna have to say if they’ll kill dan or phil to save the world

6 notes + 5 hours ago

pricksatmywindow:

i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher

77,563 notes + 9 hours ago

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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indigobluerose:

raggedybearcat:

upallnightogetloki:

pimpunderthemountain:

cockleshells:

Okay so imagine the villain has captured a girl the protagonist cares about and is all like “I’ll kill her unless you give me the macguffin!”

And the hero’s like “that will never happen! I love her and she loves me! Right?”

And the girl’s like “um…this isn’t the best time.”

And the protagonist screams she’s a friendzoning whore and abandons her.

And the villain’s like “fuck that guy” and teaches her how to walk in thigh-high leather boots.

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 bawse

Have you ever seen Megamind I feel you would enjoy Megamind

YAAAS

I mean come on, the ‘villain’ looks like:

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HELL YES.

(someone make this movie please)

((maybe Jasika Nicole for the ex-damsel?))

(((I don’t even care who plays the white dudebro ‘hero’)))

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